My cousin Saima Jehangir has the strongest hands ever. One time I saw her strangle by the neck a snake just like Rambo in Rambo 3. I was like “OMG SAIMA!, YOU SHOULD PUT THAT STRENGTH TO WORK FOR YOU!” and then she did! She became an obgyn! When I was born my mother said I shot out so fast and slippery that I slid for 143 yards. It says so right under 11.2 lbs on my birth certificate. But if Saima was there she’d have caught me with her non stick - beast grip bear like paws. I would’ve gone no where fast.

So if you know you’re going to be giving birth to a fast and slippery one like myself! You need to check out http://www.lotusobgyn.com. On your football team of pregnancy, let Saima be your running back.