Jun 29
ScribeFire

I have no clue why I never used ScribeFire before. This is seriously the best thing evar.

Jan 02

sunset from above

Dec 29
Slippery Babies need Strong Hands

My cousin Saima Jehangir has the strongest hands ever. One time I saw her strangle by the neck a snake just like Rambo in Rambo 3. I was like “OMG SAIMA!, YOU SHOULD PUT THAT STRENGTH TO WORK FOR YOU!” and then she did! She became an obgyn! When I was born my mother said I shot out so fast and slippery that I slid for 143 yards. It says so right under 11.2 lbs on my birth certificate. But if Saima was there she’d have caught me with her non stick - beast grip bear like paws. I would’ve gone no where fast.

So if you know you’re going to be giving birth to a fast and slippery one like myself! You need to check out http://www.lotusobgyn.com. On your football team of pregnancy, let Saima be your running back.

dancing baby

Nov 30
Blabberize is down

Aplus.net is our host and here’s the email they’ve sent to us incase you’re wondering why Blabberize.com is down:

Valued Aplus.Net Client,

As you may be aware, we have been experiencing severe packet loss in our PHX-1 data center in Phoenix, where you have one or more servers.   Regrettably, the situation continues to worsen despite round-the-clock efforts by our engineers as well as those from our providers.  As a result, we are taking the steps to begin moving clients into our new state-of-the-art datacenter in Phoenix, located less than 5 miles from our PHX-1 data center.  We will commence moving clients at 10:00 am Central time on Saturday, December 1.

Regrettably, we were not planning on migrating to our new facility until mid-December.  As such, we apologize that we were not able to provide you with more notice than this of the move, but we feel it is imperative to move enough of our clients now so as to lessen the congestion at our current facility.  We will utilize best efforts to notify you in advance with a precise timeframe of when your server(s) will move, but due to the urgency of this situation, we cannot guarantee that we will reach you.  As such, we ask that you immediately provide us with a current root or administrator level password so that when we do need to take your server down for its move we can do so safely.  We will make every effort to gracefully power down your server when it is time to move, and minimize the downtime to the best of our ability.

To update your password, please go to https://cp.aplus.net and log in with your registration number and account password.  Once in, you will see an icon “Change Password” – please click on this and follow the procedures for each of your dedicated servers.  If you do not see the icon when you log-in, please select “Dedicated Servers” from the top menu and select the “Change Password” option by each of your dedicated servers.

Again, we apologize for the issues you may be experiencing.  We ask you to please rest assured that our engineers are working around-the-clock to mitigate these disruptions, and that we expect to return service to our normal levels very soon.

Best Regards,
Peter Mitkov
Dedicated Server Customer Care Representative
Aplus.Net www.aplus.net “Everything for your business online”

yep.

Nov 29
Old videos

sunset project

Just breathe.

Enjoy the Silence

trippy morph.

Nov 06
YouTube - Jackass Party Boy In India

YouTube - Jackass Party Boy In India

FlicknHuck: backup dancers are so cheap out in india
AmitC2001: hahahaha
FlicknHuck: I would hire some to follow me everywhere
AmitC2001: i would too

Police: Students used cookies to torture - Yahoo! News

EDWARDSVILLE, Ill. - Two students at Southern Illinois University in this St. Louis suburb kidnapped, paddled and burned a young man with freshly baked cookies after a drug deal went bad, prosecutors said.Police: Students used cookies to torture - Yahoo! News

I webbed you!

This one is for sure the best video ever.

Best Video Ever. (Well ok, but I mean, it’s good…)

HIGH-FIVE! on FunnyOrDie.com